18 Thoughts Everyone Has During A Bikini Wax

By Anonymous

Thoughts in my head whilst being waxed:

1. This won’t hurt as much as last time right?

2. Is my bush too much? I’m the hairiest person they’ve ever seen. They’re gonna tell their friends about it.

3. OW.

4. Is this even worth it?

5. OWW.

6. I bet my vagina is super wierd. They’re definitely gonna tell their friends about it.

7. I wonder how many vaginas they’ve seen?

8. I wonder how many people have seen my vagina… Yeah, okay, let’s not get into that.

9. I really don’t care about your holiday plans lady, stop trying to distract me with small talk. It’s not working.

10. Oh that’s not so bad. No, wait, I wish I was dead. Killing me would probably hurt less.

11. Why am I doing this again?

12. Ooh that’s hot. I kinda like it.

13. I really hope I don’t fart.

14. Will she judge me if I cry?

15. Oh god, make it stop.

16. Seriously, why do girls go through this? God gave us hair, we should just embrace it, right? RIGHT?

17. Aaaaand it’s over. Thank the lord.

18. I feel so smooth. So smooth. HEY, HEY YOU, LOOK AT MY SEXY BALD FOOF!

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